If homophobia were a conversation about food...

  • Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
  • Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
  • Bisexual Person: I like both!
  • Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
  • Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
  • Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

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rusalka5543:

laughingstation:

 

Omfg

5 Miles per hour is not going to give you 100 ft of stopping distance…. Like not at all.  

The 2009 Toyota Corolla has a woeful stopping distance of 194 feet from 70 mph. At 65? Something closer to 180. 

Distance to hitler in the gif? Very much less than 180 ft. 

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jeks182:

nerdsandgamersftw:

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOUR DOING! MOTHERFUCKING CAT ARMOR!!!

Via Etsy

And now I leave you tumblr with this armoured feline warrior.

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Capri Sun is too damn small

Seriously, each of these pouches is like a gulp. Stick the straw in, slurp, done. 

Why can’t I have like a big freaking pouch, like half a gallon with a straw thats like a foot freaking long! Hell yeah! 

Stupid small drinks.

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thepredatorblog:

animalics:

A White weasel running with his prey.

A stoat.

We have mustelift-off!

thepredatorblog:

animalics:

A White weasel running with his prey.

A stoat.

We have mustelift-off!

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msmerkitten:

themasterslover:

dramallamapie:

fieto:

historyandlions:

There you go, all the anons who tell people to go and kill themselves. It’s pretty easy to find out your identity.

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Reblog. Reblog. Spread this.

for everyone having a stupid anon annoying them this could be a life-saver

(Source: aguidetodeduction)

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fandomsandfeminism:

animetcetera:

Chivalry is dead and feminism killed it.

GOOD.

Chivalry is an outdated, archaic social code built on the infantilazation of white women and the dehumanization and erasure of women of color. 

Maybe worry less about emulating idealized notions of medieval knighthood ethics, and focus more on just being a polite person, yeah? 

"Chivalry- Noun 

The combination of qualities expected of an ideal knight, esp. courage, honor, courtesy, justice, and a readiness to help the weak.”

Now I don’t see any kind of problem with that definition. Do you? You can be chivalrous in all things you do, you can be chivalrous to men, to women, you don’t need to be a man to be chivalrous. I mean really? The idea of a code of respect is not a bad one. For me, I personally try to be courageous, honorable, courtesy and just in all my actions, be it opening a door for someone (anyone, no gender or age specifics needed) or standing up to someone or sticking up for someone.

Feminism kills misogyny, if it killed your chivalry you were doing chivalry wrong.

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angelsofmanhattan:

doortotomorrow:

anonymously-foxy:

helenadara:

imperialdalek:

AU: Castiel as the Doctor (inspired by this)

THIS WORKS SO WELL HOLY FUCK THIS IS THE BEST EDITING I’VE SEEN IN MY LIFE.

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“Not all angels are bad”

How in the fuck? Seriously, how in the fuck did this gif maker do this?! How?!

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK HOW

(Source: ohmystarsy)

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Wait….what?

My Contractors License textbook passes the Bechdel test.

What?

Why did I even notice this? I mean hurray? I don’t know what to think here. I might have a tumblr problem.

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